twinks2014:

u fuck with a dog u fuck with me

i am probably taking this too literally o.o

(Reblogged from randomlikings)
deanisanactualprincess:

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

deanisanactualprincess:

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

(Source: iguanamouth)

(Reblogged from randomlikings)

ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

(Reblogged from dissociating-in-wonderland)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Reblogged from dissociating-in-wonderland)

i got so so nervous over this assignment for some reason. i just cant calm down enough to sleep :( bad bad bad
will have to do it tomorrow
ehh

i love tumblr~

let them misinterpret! did we not have the entire discussion? provide the touch, provide the honest statement, and let others decide what they want to make of it and proceed accordingly.
oh nonono misinterpret can be fun but not in all cases
there are situations and people where misinterpret is not an option
there are situations when magnificency of touch is ripped away because HUMANS ARE SO WEIRD
ALSOOOO DUUUUUDE I LEARNED A NEW STRATEGY! OF HOW TO RESPOND TO TEASING ESPECIALLY WHEN IT GETS HARSHER THAN YOUD LIKE
we need to talk about this
and about power
and humans
and power in humans
yes
.
no no no touch is very good there is not enough touch in the world right now just ask first and then touch is magnifiscent
DUDE I KNOW but nope, do not touch. People misinterpret, people evil and mean
cant ask for touch touch beautiful spontaneous when feel like people dont mind
me judge well BUT DO NOT TOUCH touch has tail - sadness no nonono do not touch people mean

Note to self 1:

Do not TOUCH people. Do not grab people’s hands even for leading purposes.

Note to self 2:

Tickling is ALWAYS GOOD YES TICKLING YES

crying-cupcakes:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

I love cats!

crying-cupcakes:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

I love cats!

(Reblogged from woodsofthegreyelf)